One Nation, Under Mind Control

Stanley Kubrick knew some things.

As we head to the polls tonight for what will be the most contentious and delirious election of my lifetime, I’m strangely distanced from it all. I’ve sworn off red and blue and I don’t see either party as more, or less, of an existential threat. Instead they form a uni-party with buffoonish figureheads. People screaming that “You must pick a side! The fate of our nation depends on it!” have either been living under a rock, or are…